DonJon's Denies MoBus Size Attributed to Small Penis

"It is simply not true, I am the Priapus of Pop Culture Kings," DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - DonJonVonavich HRH King of the MOs, referred to as DonJon by his friends and foes, has issued a statement denying rumors that the size of the new MoBus confirms he has a diminutive penis.  DonJon's MoBoho RoadShow - The MoBeg'n Tour will depart Austin, Texas in a 1988 Prevost H560, at a length of 60 feet, it is the longest tour bus ever manufactured.

"It is simply not true, I am the Priapus of Pop Culture Kings," claims DonJon, referring to the Greek fertility god worshiped for his massive permanently erect penis.  The sixty foot MoBus will be the rolling canvas that transports 21 Artist for 21 Days across the American West.  The bus was formerly owned by the Lord Family Ministries and still has the insignia on the exterior.  The transition to Art will begin at the Grand Departure of The MoBeg'n Tour at the South Austin Popular Culture Center on August 18th.

DonJon's MoBoho RoadShow - The MoBeg'n Tour will hit the road on Austug 19th for twenty-one days with twenty-one Artists.  The MoBeg'n Tour will travel the American West extemporaneously performing a modern adaptation of The Beggar's Opera, culminating with a week run at the Burning Man Project in Blackrock City, NV.

The MoBeg'n Tour will travel on a vintage 60 foot 1988 Prevost touring coach with travel stage.  The new MoBus will be christened the MoRevenge and hand painted in route.  A troupe videographer will capture the full performances and background activity.  Additionally, each troupe member will have a personal video camera to capture individual content.  As the troupe drives between performance sites they will work with the home support team to locate camp locations and show venues, edit and post video content, and promote the upcoming show.

The MeBeg'n Tour is produced by MoRoadtrip, Inc., a Cooperative Corporation that creates road trip events referred to as "Living Art on the Road."  The projects are developed and supported by teams of shareholder artists and produced, documented and distributed by MoRoadtrip.  All MoRoadtrip projects are dedicated to developing connection, cooperation, and community.

To register to join The MoBeg'n Tour: https://sites.google.com/site/moroadtrip/

DonJon Seeks Wikipedia Immortality

"Wikipedia will drop to their knees and suck our immortal balls," DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - DonJonVonavich HRH King of the MOs, referred to as DonJon by his friends and foes, has issued a declaration of intent for immortality on Wikipedia.  Sources close to DonJon confirm that he has instructed his publicist, Harry Martini of Handled Messiahs Public Relations, to "make up shit" to get the next road trip project the Wikipedia stamp of approval. 

DonJon, along with Harazy "MoPhunky" de Funk, Jamie Zoe "Madam Shaman" Givens, and the Chairman of the Molocratic party, Bubbie John Daniel, produced The Last Great American Roadtrip in 2008, the first in a series of "Living-Art On the Road" projects.  Although a critical success with no commercial intent and a large portfolio of creative commons content, Wikipedia editors deemed the entry 'advertising' and rejected it. 

The irony of the rejection is that NBC stole the Great American Roadtrip brand and produced a gut wrenchingly awful reality show with ratings in the tank, but was bestowed with Wikipedia immortality.  "We will not let this happen to The MoBeg'n Tour," claims DonJon, "Wikipedia will drop to their knees and suck our immortal balls."  

Many in the Wikipedia community have expressed fear at the prospects of DonJon's declaration.  "DonJon's Merry Molochsters are a mighty force and their collective will can't be underestimated," states basement WikiEditor Sturgent Wilford, "we hope NBC will pull through with the big money again and maintain the sanctity of commercially funded knowledge."  

DonJon's MoBoho RoadShow - The MoBeg'n Tour will hit the road on Austug 19th for twenty-one days with twenty-one Artists.  The MoBeg'n Tour will travel the American West extemporaneously performing a modern adaptation of The Beggar's Opera, culminating with a week run at the Burning Man Project in Blackrock City, NV.

The MoBeg'n Tour will travel on a vintage 60 foot 1988 Prevost touring coach with travel stage.  The new MoBus will be christened the MoRevenge and hand painted in route.  A troupe videographer will capture the full performances and background activity.  Additionally, each troupe member will have a personal video camera to capture individual content.  As the troupe drives between performance sites they will work with the home support team to locate camp locations and show venues, edit and post video content, and promote the upcoming show.

The MeBeg'n Tour is produced by MoRoadtrip, Inc., a Cooperative Corporation that creates road trip events referred to as "Living Art on the Road."  The projects are developed and supported by teams of shareholder artists and produced, documented and distributed by MoRoadtrip.  All MoRoadtrip projects are dedicated to the development of a Sustainable Cooperative Economy.

To register to join The MoBeg'n Tour: https://sites.google.com/site/moroadtrip/

Garbage in Garbage Out- Wikipedia's listing for NBC's vomit inducing thievery: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_American_Road_Trip

No Ordinary Guy Kicks Off MoRoadtrip

~ Austin's High Social Season Launches with MoRoadtrip Place to be Seen ~

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - Edward "No Ordinary Guy" Swan, hosted the official kick off of the MoRoadtrip season.  DonJonVonavich HRH King of the MOs, referred to as DonJon by his friends and foes, was in attendance with the Merry Molochsters.  Weekly events are scheduled leading up the Grand Departure of The MoBeg'n Tour from an undisclosed location at 12:01am August 19th.

The event highlighted fire spinner, Gage "Balls of Fire" Recine, Local Austin DJ's Navidson and Shreddward, and No Ordinary Guy as Master of MoCeremonies.  Tabatha "Way Hot" Halfmann, in gold six inch fuck-me-pumps, judged the Naked Twister contest won by the Black Angel, who descended upon the revelers to guide them in more copulatory delights.

The near perfect evening was temporarily marred by a powerful stench of passion that rolled in from Tennessee.  Fortunately, Captan Jillicious Gammon of the Navy Air Command was stationed at the event by Homeland Security to report on un-American activity.  Using her razor sharp olfactory, she thwarted the odorous menace by calling in Navy predator drones to douse the area with Axe Extreem.

Other beautiful people at the event included, Mr. Loco, Don Floriani, official tour vidographer Mo'Dello, Austin music royalty MoReed Berry, Jenny Jones, His and Her Hotness, Eager Postrakhen, The King of the Slackers, Jorge Luis "The Contender" Gamboa, Sarah Sliz, Josua Sola, and many more.  

DonJon recently announced that his MoBoho RoadShow will hit the road with The MoBeg'n Tour for a Summer of MoBeg'n.  A Follow up on the epic Last Great American Roadtrip 2008, The MoBeg'n Tour will travel the American West extemporaneously performing a modern adaptation of The Beggar's Opera, culminating with a week run at the Burning Man Project in Blackrock City, NV.

The MoBeg'n Tour will travel on a vintage 60 foot 1988 Prevost touring coach with travel stage.  The new MoBus will be christened the MoRevenge and hand painted in route.  A troupe videographer will capture the full performances and background activity.  Additionally, each troupe member will have a personal video camera to capture individual content.  As the troupe drives between performance sites they will work with the home support team to locate camp locations and show venues, edit and post video content, and promote the upcoming show.

DonJon's MoBoho RoadShow - The MeBeg'n Tour is produced by MoRoadtrip, Inc., a Cooperative Corporation that produces “Living-Art-On-the-Road” promoting cooperation, connection, and community dedicated to Being Human.   The projects are developed and supported by teams of shareholder artists and produced, documented and distributed by MoRoadtrip.  

To register to join The MoBeg'n Tour: https://moroadtrip.us

CIA Infiltrates The Last Great American Roadtrip

~ FROM THE ARCHIVES of THE LAST GREAT AMERICAN ROADTRIP ~

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - In a bold move, the Central Intelligence Agency attempted to infiltrate The Last Great American Roadtrip.  The operation, code named 'GetMo,' was executed by a highly skilled covert operative who posed as an aging hippie looking for a driving gig.  Homeland Security has been seeking Don JonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, for questioning but have been unable to locate him to date.  

Spokesperson for Moloch the Plutocracy, Harayz de' Funk aka "MoFunky" stated that' "DonJon advised us that Homeland Security might enlist the CIA in covert action to infiltrate or derail the The Last Great American Roadtrip, but they have very few agents trained in 'hippie' and we know who they all are.  We were blindsided by this agent, he was fluent in all aspects of bohemia and cleared our security checks."   

The Last Great American Roadtrip is being promoted by Moloch the Plutocracy and sponsored by the Molocratic Party, who is having it's convention in Black Rock City, NV during the Burning Man Project.  The Molocratic Party is expected to nominate DonJon for their candidate for the 2008 Presidential election, it is unknown if he will accept the nomination.

The Last Great American Roadtrip has stepped up security in the wake of the CIA action and is requiring that all participants have Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) chips implanted under their skin.  "This may seem a bit Orwellian, but unlike the CIA, we are doing it with the people's permission" claims Mr. de' Funk, "and no one seemed to mind the shock collars to keep them within the 1000 yard parameter of the MoBus."

It is uncertain if DonJon will make an appearance during The Last Great American Roadtrip.

To register to join The MoBeg'n Tour: https://sites.google.com/site/moroadtrip/

Don Floriani to Join MoBeg'n Tour, Conflict Over Tech Avant Garde

"Gangsters with publicist are the lowest form of belly crawling scum,"  Harry Martini.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - Don Floriani, the Don in Exile, prompted a stir when his press team announced that he would be addressing the public tomorrow afternoon for the first time in nearly 8 years. When asked what this public address would be regarding, reporters were supplied with only rudimentary details. 

An unidentified PR representative for Mr. Floriani was quoted as saying, "The Don will be making an announcement tomorrow at noon regarding his participation in the greatest roadtrip of our young century. All questions will be answered at that time."

Don Floriani has not been seen since his disappearance from public view after the New Jesey Pizza Riots of 2002. He was largely credited for both starting and ending the riots, brokering an 11th hour deal between the local pizza community and state officials. Local residents seem to admire the contributions the Don made to their lives, and one aging pizza chef had this to say:

"That Don Floriani, he was a businessman, but he was just so...I dunno, so legitimate. You hear people say that the Dons today don't care about their communities, but that's just not true. Don Floriani was always there to lend a helping hand. He treated us like family."

The re-emergence of Don Floriani on the national stage could simply be a media stunt, but some are already speculating that it may presage a possible senate run in the 2010 election cycle. Only time will tell. 

In a related annoucement, Harry Martini, publicist to DonJonVonavich HRH King of the MOs, offered a reaction to the public re-emergence of Don Floriani.  "Floriani is a fake, a rube, a thief, and a two bit Jersey gangster," stated Martini, "You can't fool an ole' Brooklyn boy like me."  Conflict has brewed over the rights to the radical art movement referred to as Tech Avant Garde, along with its associated web property, TechAvantgarde.us.  DonJon claims to have created the movement and coined the phrase, but Don Floriani owns the URL, which DonJon has demanded he return to the public domain.

In retaliation to DonJon's claims, Don Floriani has opened a public site and declared it 'Radical OpenSource.'  In an interview with Harry Martini, the publicist insisted that "the blubbering Don did not create this movement, it was DonJon, along with myself of course, over many stupor inducing evenings in front of the DonJon's Dream Machine."  DonJon's Dream Machine, was built by former Chelsea Hotel resident Brion Gysin for William S. Burroughs and found in the dusty basement of the hotel.  The Dream Machine is a stroboscopic flicker device that slows the electrical pulse rate of the brain to a state of semi consciousness known as the alpha state, and produces rich dreamlike imagery.  

The festering conflict has put at risk the future of DonJon's MoBoho RoadShow - The MoBeg'n Tour, which is thought to be the Next Great American Roadtrip. Don Floriani has declined to release the rights to the the website; rights which DonJon is now openly contesting. "Gangsters with publicist are the lowest form of belly crawling scum," claims Martini. Spokespeople for Don Floriani claim that he has no intention of shanghaiing the Tech Avant Garde movement, despite his refusal to budge on the website issue.

Hunter S. Thompson to join MoBus in Las Vegas

" He is ready for MoFear & Loathing with DonJon and the Merry Molochsters,"  Harry Martini.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - DonJonVonavich HRH King of the MOs, referred to as DonJon by his friends and foes, has announced that Hunter S. Thompson will be joining the MoBeg'n Tour in Las Vegas. "He is ready for MoFear & Loathing with DonJon and the Merry Molochsters," reports Harry Martini, long time publicist to DonJon.  Reportedly Thompson died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head in 2005.  "He does look a little rough, but I figured he was just coming off a bender," stated Martini. 

DonJon only recently announced that his MoBoho RoadShow will hit the road with The MoBeg'n Tour for a Summer of MoBeg'n.  A Follow up on the epic Last Great American Roadtrip 2008, The MoBeg'n Tour will travel the American West extemporaneously performing a modern adaptation of The Beggar's Opera, culminating with a week run at the Burning Man Project in Blackrock City, NV.

The MoBeg'n Tour will travel on a vintage 60 foot 1988 Prevost touring coach with travel stage.  The new MoBus will be christened the MoRevenge and hand painted in route.  A troupe videographer will capture the full performances and background activity.  Additionally, each troupe member will have a personal video camera to capture individual content.  As the troupe drives between performance sites they will work with the home support team to locate camp locations and show venues, edit and post video content, and promote the upcoming show.

The MeBeg'n Tour is produced by MoRoadtrip, Inc., a Cooperative Corporation that creates road trip events referred to as "Living Art on the Road."  The projects are developed and supported by teams of shareholder artists and produced, documented and distributed by MoRoadtrip.  All MoRoadtrip projects are dedicated to the development of a Sustainable Cooperative Economy.

To register to join The MoBeg'n Tour: https://sites.google.com/site/moroadtrip/

Heir to Psychedelia Empire in Congress

From the Last Great American Roadtrip Archive

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - Zaneford Prankingham Furthurton Kesey III/in a series of XII, heir to the powerful Key-Z psychedelia empire founded by his father, Ken Kesey, has been using his considerable clout in Washington DC to stop The Last Great American Roadtrip.  

Aids to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi have confirmed that Kesey's "creative people in Washington" have drafted legislation to amend the Patriot Act to outlaw any possible adaptation of a bus adventure that could infringe on a "free and open psychedelia market."  Asked for comment, Pelosi offered, "it is a by-partisan effort to protect the people from fraudulent psychedelia and the terrorist activity that it supports," adding, "Mr. Kesey is a concerned citizen and we thank him for his patriotism, we feel strongly that the legislation will pass and the American people can crap on their psychedelic toilet seats without fear of supporting the terrorist."

In a written statement to Moloch the Plutocracy, Kesey demands, "get off 'our' bus!"  DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy has responded saying he "cannot comment on anything related to ongoing investigations," referring to the paternity allegations by Homeland Security. 

Key-Z Productions along with Jerry Garcia Enterprises control the vast majority of the market share for psychedelia and have been accused of pushing independent tie-dyers out of business.  "There is a powerful cartel that controls the tie-dye market and they are ruthless in maintaining it," claims Tye-dye Mary, "it limits innovation in the psychedelia market; when was the last time you saw a new tie-dye design?"

Asked if the proposed legislation will effect The Last Great American Roadtrip, DonJon retorts, "it will take more than an act of congress initiated by a few acid soaked Plutocrats to stop The Last Great American Roadtrip."