Don Floriani to Join MoBeg'n Tour, Conflict Over Tech Avant Garde

"Gangsters with publicist are the lowest form of belly crawling scum,"  Harry Martini.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - Don Floriani, the Don in Exile, prompted a stir when his press team announced that he would be addressing the public tomorrow afternoon for the first time in nearly 8 years. When asked what this public address would be regarding, reporters were supplied with only rudimentary details. 

An unidentified PR representative for Mr. Floriani was quoted as saying, "The Don will be making an announcement tomorrow at noon regarding his participation in the greatest roadtrip of our young century. All questions will be answered at that time."

Don Floriani has not been seen since his disappearance from public view after the New Jesey Pizza Riots of 2002. He was largely credited for both starting and ending the riots, brokering an 11th hour deal between the local pizza community and state officials. Local residents seem to admire the contributions the Don made to their lives, and one aging pizza chef had this to say:

"That Don Floriani, he was a businessman, but he was just so...I dunno, so legitimate. You hear people say that the Dons today don't care about their communities, but that's just not true. Don Floriani was always there to lend a helping hand. He treated us like family."

The re-emergence of Don Floriani on the national stage could simply be a media stunt, but some are already speculating that it may presage a possible senate run in the 2010 election cycle. Only time will tell. 

In a related annoucement, Harry Martini, publicist to DonJonVonavich HRH King of the MOs, offered a reaction to the public re-emergence of Don Floriani.  "Floriani is a fake, a rube, a thief, and a two bit Jersey gangster," stated Martini, "You can't fool an ole' Brooklyn boy like me."  Conflict has brewed over the rights to the radical art movement referred to as Tech Avant Garde, along with its associated web property, TechAvantgarde.us.  DonJon claims to have created the movement and coined the phrase, but Don Floriani owns the URL, which DonJon has demanded he return to the public domain.

In retaliation to DonJon's claims, Don Floriani has opened a public site and declared it 'Radical OpenSource.'  In an interview with Harry Martini, the publicist insisted that "the blubbering Don did not create this movement, it was DonJon, along with myself of course, over many stupor inducing evenings in front of the DonJon's Dream Machine."  DonJon's Dream Machine, was built by former Chelsea Hotel resident Brion Gysin for William S. Burroughs and found in the dusty basement of the hotel.  The Dream Machine is a stroboscopic flicker device that slows the electrical pulse rate of the brain to a state of semi consciousness known as the alpha state, and produces rich dreamlike imagery.  

The festering conflict has put at risk the future of DonJon's MoBoho RoadShow - The MoBeg'n Tour, which is thought to be the Next Great American Roadtrip. Don Floriani has declined to release the rights to the the website; rights which DonJon is now openly contesting. "Gangsters with publicist are the lowest form of belly crawling scum," claims Martini. Spokespeople for Don Floriani claim that he has no intention of shanghaiing the Tech Avant Garde movement, despite his refusal to budge on the website issue.

Hunter S. Thompson to join MoBus in Las Vegas

" He is ready for MoFear & Loathing with DonJon and the Merry Molochsters,"  Harry Martini.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - DonJonVonavich HRH King of the MOs, referred to as DonJon by his friends and foes, has announced that Hunter S. Thompson will be joining the MoBeg'n Tour in Las Vegas. "He is ready for MoFear & Loathing with DonJon and the Merry Molochsters," reports Harry Martini, long time publicist to DonJon.  Reportedly Thompson died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head in 2005.  "He does look a little rough, but I figured he was just coming off a bender," stated Martini. 

DonJon only recently announced that his MoBoho RoadShow will hit the road with The MoBeg'n Tour for a Summer of MoBeg'n.  A Follow up on the epic Last Great American Roadtrip 2008, The MoBeg'n Tour will travel the American West extemporaneously performing a modern adaptation of The Beggar's Opera, culminating with a week run at the Burning Man Project in Blackrock City, NV.

The MoBeg'n Tour will travel on a vintage 60 foot 1988 Prevost touring coach with travel stage.  The new MoBus will be christened the MoRevenge and hand painted in route.  A troupe videographer will capture the full performances and background activity.  Additionally, each troupe member will have a personal video camera to capture individual content.  As the troupe drives between performance sites they will work with the home support team to locate camp locations and show venues, edit and post video content, and promote the upcoming show.

The MeBeg'n Tour is produced by MoRoadtrip, Inc., a Cooperative Corporation that creates road trip events referred to as "Living Art on the Road."  The projects are developed and supported by teams of shareholder artists and produced, documented and distributed by MoRoadtrip.  All MoRoadtrip projects are dedicated to the development of a Sustainable Cooperative Economy.

To register to join The MoBeg'n Tour: https://sites.google.com/site/moroadtrip/

Heir to Psychedelia Empire in Congress

From the Last Great American Roadtrip Archive

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - Zaneford Prankingham Furthurton Kesey III/in a series of XII, heir to the powerful Key-Z psychedelia empire founded by his father, Ken Kesey, has been using his considerable clout in Washington DC to stop The Last Great American Roadtrip.  

Aids to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi have confirmed that Kesey's "creative people in Washington" have drafted legislation to amend the Patriot Act to outlaw any possible adaptation of a bus adventure that could infringe on a "free and open psychedelia market."  Asked for comment, Pelosi offered, "it is a by-partisan effort to protect the people from fraudulent psychedelia and the terrorist activity that it supports," adding, "Mr. Kesey is a concerned citizen and we thank him for his patriotism, we feel strongly that the legislation will pass and the American people can crap on their psychedelic toilet seats without fear of supporting the terrorist."

In a written statement to Moloch the Plutocracy, Kesey demands, "get off 'our' bus!"  DonJonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy has responded saying he "cannot comment on anything related to ongoing investigations," referring to the paternity allegations by Homeland Security. 

Key-Z Productions along with Jerry Garcia Enterprises control the vast majority of the market share for psychedelia and have been accused of pushing independent tie-dyers out of business.  "There is a powerful cartel that controls the tie-dye market and they are ruthless in maintaining it," claims Tye-dye Mary, "it limits innovation in the psychedelia market; when was the last time you saw a new tie-dye design?"

Asked if the proposed legislation will effect The Last Great American Roadtrip, DonJon retorts, "it will take more than an act of congress initiated by a few acid soaked Plutocrats to stop The Last Great American Roadtrip."

Media Plutocracy Steals Last Great American Roadtrip

MEDIA PLUTOCRACY STEALS LAST GREAT AMERICAN ROADTRIP

Don DonJon, Suspected Godfather of the Bohemian Mafia, Said to Order Hit on NBC Chief Zucker

Chelsea Hotel (MP) -  The Media Plutocrat Jeff Zucker, President & CEO of NBC Universal, is walking in fear of his life these days.  NBC and their British sycophant, BBC Worldwide, have been accused of heisting The Last Great American Roadtrip.  The blatant theft of the property has inflamed DonJon Vonavich, presumed Godfather of the Bohemian Mafia, King of the Hippies and Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, the owners of the living art project heisted by NBC and BBC.

After finding an organic free range peacock in his bed the morning after the premier of NBC's Great American Road Trip, a nauseatingly mindless and insulting portrayal of the mystical American road trip experience first chronicled by Jack Kerouac in his seminal novel, On the Road, Zucker refused to heed DonJon's request to "pull that trash and return the property to it's rightful owners, the beats, bohos, hobos, hippies, ramblers, wanderers and truckers that own the road."  Sources claim that DonJon has ordered a hit on Zucker until the program is dropped from the NBC lineup and a "grovelling apology made to my royal counterpart," referring to the late The King of the Road, Roger Miller.  Although suspected as the Don of the Boho Mob, DonJon is recognized worldwide as The King of the Hippies.

"It is an inexcusable insult to those that gave their life to the road such as Christopher McCandless," explains DonJon furthur, "I ask you what does a fat redneck eating fried chicken in a plush RV have to do with the sacrifice and mystery of the road life?"  The Great Boho Don and American Roadtrip Impresario denied any connection to the Bohemian Mafia, "I don't know anything about a mob or threats to this 'little man with big moronic ideas,'" in a reference to Zuckers sophomoric high school political campaigns.

Apparently the fans of The Last Great American Roadtrip, a honest tribute to the history of the American road, have heeded DonJon's call to "switch to Bill O'Rielly before watching this asphalt blasphemy."  Ratings of the program have tanked since it's second place premiere finish.

Visit MoRoadtrip for more on the adventures of DonJon and The Merry Molochsters.

The King Blesses MoDream'n Tour

THE KING BLESSES MoDREAM'N TOUR

DonJon declares, "I have a dream too"

Chelsea Hotel (MP) -   In an awesome display of monarchical power, The King appeared before The King of the Hippies, the lesser royal DonJon Vonavich.  At the time, DonJon was on tour at Graceland when His Majesty, Elvis Presley, appeared to him in the Jungle Room of his Memphis mansion.   As reported by The Molochratic Press, The King commanded DonJon to announce his intentions.  With deference, DonJon kneeled before The King and claimed, "I have a dream too."  With wondrous acclaim, The King reportedly gave his full blessing to DonJon's MoDream'n Tour 2010.  The MoDream'n Tour is DonJon's latest concoction of art, life and egoism.  Likening the MoDream'n Tour to his 1968 Comeback Tour, which Rolling Stone called "a performance of emotional grandeur and historical resonance," Elvis added, "but without the former glory."  DonJon, with characteristic quixotic delusion, declared, "we will seek our glory... A Summer of MoGlory."

Confirmation of the spectral sovereign was given by the East German Icon who was traveling with DonJon at the time, stating, "I don't understand why he appeared in the Jungle Room, it is so ugly."  CKX Entertainment, owner of Elvis Presley Enterprises, has refused to comment on the matter.  The King is rumored to be highly displeased with the sale of Graceland into corpratehood and advised DonJon, "give your kingdom to your people, DonJon."  In response, DonJon confirmed his commitment to give his image and creative to those that support his ventures. 

DonJon's MoDream'n Tour 2010: The Summer of MoGlory is a summer long "living art" roadtrip across America on an armada of vintage "art buses" promoting dream manifestation.  The tour will travel to dozens of festivals, country fairs, major cities and historical monuments during the summer of 2010 with DonJon's band of Merry Molochsters.  The project is a shared creative venture promoted by MotP MoOp, a cooperative corporation equally owned by a membership of shareholders.  Currently the MoOp has contracted for three vintage Prevost buses and is seeking to increase membership and raise donations for the project.