Media Plutocracy Steals Last Great American Roadtrip

MEDIA PLUTOCRACY STEALS LAST GREAT AMERICAN ROADTRIP

Don DonJon, Suspected Godfather of the Bohemian Mafia, Said to Order Hit on NBC Chief Zucker

Chelsea Hotel (MP) -  The Media Plutocrat Jeff Zucker, President & CEO of NBC Universal, is walking in fear of his life these days.  NBC and their British sycophant, BBC Worldwide, have been accused of heisting The Last Great American Roadtrip.  The blatant theft of the property has inflamed DonJon Vonavich, presumed Godfather of the Bohemian Mafia, King of the Hippies and Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, the owners of the living art project heisted by NBC and BBC.

After finding an organic free range peacock in his bed the morning after the premier of NBC's Great American Road Trip, a nauseatingly mindless and insulting portrayal of the mystical American road trip experience first chronicled by Jack Kerouac in his seminal novel, On the Road, Zucker refused to heed DonJon's request to "pull that trash and return the property to it's rightful owners, the beats, bohos, hobos, hippies, ramblers, wanderers and truckers that own the road."  Sources claim that DonJon has ordered a hit on Zucker until the program is dropped from the NBC lineup and a "grovelling apology made to my royal counterpart," referring to the late The King of the Road, Roger Miller.  Although suspected as the Don of the Boho Mob, DonJon is recognized worldwide as The King of the Hippies.

"It is an inexcusable insult to those that gave their life to the road such as Christopher McCandless," explains DonJon furthur, "I ask you what does a fat redneck eating fried chicken in a plush RV have to do with the sacrifice and mystery of the road life?"  The Great Boho Don and American Roadtrip Impresario denied any connection to the Bohemian Mafia, "I don't know anything about a mob or threats to this 'little man with big moronic ideas,'" in a reference to Zuckers sophomoric high school political campaigns.

Apparently the fans of The Last Great American Roadtrip, a honest tribute to the history of the American road, have heeded DonJon's call to "switch to Bill O'Rielly before watching this asphalt blasphemy."  Ratings of the program have tanked since it's second place premiere finish.

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The King Blesses MoDream'n Tour

THE KING BLESSES MoDREAM'N TOUR

DonJon declares, "I have a dream too"

Chelsea Hotel (MP) -   In an awesome display of monarchical power, The King appeared before The King of the Hippies, the lesser royal DonJon Vonavich.  At the time, DonJon was on tour at Graceland when His Majesty, Elvis Presley, appeared to him in the Jungle Room of his Memphis mansion.   As reported by The Molochratic Press, The King commanded DonJon to announce his intentions.  With deference, DonJon kneeled before The King and claimed, "I have a dream too."  With wondrous acclaim, The King reportedly gave his full blessing to DonJon's MoDream'n Tour 2010.  The MoDream'n Tour is DonJon's latest concoction of art, life and egoism.  Likening the MoDream'n Tour to his 1968 Comeback Tour, which Rolling Stone called "a performance of emotional grandeur and historical resonance," Elvis added, "but without the former glory."  DonJon, with characteristic quixotic delusion, declared, "we will seek our glory... A Summer of MoGlory."

Confirmation of the spectral sovereign was given by the East German Icon who was traveling with DonJon at the time, stating, "I don't understand why he appeared in the Jungle Room, it is so ugly."  CKX Entertainment, owner of Elvis Presley Enterprises, has refused to comment on the matter.  The King is rumored to be highly displeased with the sale of Graceland into corpratehood and advised DonJon, "give your kingdom to your people, DonJon."  In response, DonJon confirmed his commitment to give his image and creative to those that support his ventures. 

DonJon's MoDream'n Tour 2010: The Summer of MoGlory is a summer long "living art" roadtrip across America on an armada of vintage "art buses" promoting dream manifestation.  The tour will travel to dozens of festivals, country fairs, major cities and historical monuments during the summer of 2010 with DonJon's band of Merry Molochsters.  The project is a shared creative venture promoted by MotP MoOp, a cooperative corporation equally owned by a membership of shareholders.  Currently the MoOp has contracted for three vintage Prevost buses and is seeking to increase membership and raise donations for the project.