My Friends on the MoBeg'n Tour

   

To: Jamie, Harayz, Harry, Tony, Reed, Marco, Briana, Guy, Josua, Sarah, Tabatha, Gage, Jorge, Will, Virgina, Mario, Igor, H, O’dell, Ava, Kiko, Carol, Corina, Bradford, and those that have played, paid, and prayed for our success,

Fr: DonJon 

Re: The MoBeg'n Tour

I have a dream, too!  That was the tag line for the original 2010 MoRoadtrip.  It was titled The MoDream’n Tour.  The plan was to take a caravan of three MoBuses and The Dream Machine, a vintage bread truck converted into a lucid dream inducing laboratory that would carry the dreams of thousands across the country.  For 21 Days 21 Artist would seek to manifest the dream of a World Community of Human Being dedicated to Being Human.  

It was a grand dream, typical of the quixotic foundations of the Art of DonJon.  Reality set in that only with significant begging would we be lucky to get one MoBus on the road, a bus not yet identified or procured.  But the dream did not die, and the tour became about the reality of our time; that the social and political order has reduced all but the Plutocracy to begging.  The MoBeg’n Tour was conceived and a MoBus manifested.  The dream may live after all...

But a theme and a verbal agreement does not make a tour.  Talented and dedicated individuals would have to believe in the dream, make it their own, manifest the future, and beg.  They would have to be extraordinary individuals that see through the haze of a social construct that places profit over people.  Individuals that understand that the personal connections of Human Being when coupled with cooperative acceptance could create communities dedicated to Being Human; that the simple moments of Artistic creation could plant the seeds of these communities.

I found you have a dream, too!  You, the extraordinary individuals dedicated to extraordinary community, accepted the empty vessel this dream was and poured your energy, your talent, and your dream in; a community of dreams waiting to happen.  We now stand one in the dream as actors playing our part on the meager stage of our making, unsure if the roar of applause will rise to accept our gift.  

Today I rise to accept the gift of your faith and trust and belief in this project and the goodness that it represents.  To those of you dedicated to making The MoBeg’n Tour a reality, Jamie, Harayz, Harry, Tony, Reed, Marco, Briana, Guy, Josua, Sarah, Tabatha, Gage, Jorge, Will, Virgina, Mario, Igor, H, O’dell, Ava, Kiko, Carol, Corina, Bradford, and those that have played, paid, and prayed for our success, Thank You.

One Great MoLove,

DonJon.

To register to join The MoBeg'n Tour: https://sites.google.com/site/moroadtrip/

DonJon's Denies MoBus Size Attributed to Small Penis

"It is simply not true, I am the Priapus of Pop Culture Kings," DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - DonJonVonavich HRH King of the MOs, referred to as DonJon by his friends and foes, has issued a statement denying rumors that the size of the new MoBus confirms he has a diminutive penis.  DonJon's MoBoho RoadShow - The MoBeg'n Tour will depart Austin, Texas in a 1988 Prevost H560, at a length of 60 feet, it is the longest tour bus ever manufactured.

"It is simply not true, I am the Priapus of Pop Culture Kings," claims DonJon, referring to the Greek fertility god worshiped for his massive permanently erect penis.  The sixty foot MoBus will be the rolling canvas that transports 21 Artist for 21 Days across the American West.  The bus was formerly owned by the Lord Family Ministries and still has the insignia on the exterior.  The transition to Art will begin at the Grand Departure of The MoBeg'n Tour at the South Austin Popular Culture Center on August 18th.

DonJon's MoBoho RoadShow - The MoBeg'n Tour will hit the road on Austug 19th for twenty-one days with twenty-one Artists.  The MoBeg'n Tour will travel the American West extemporaneously performing a modern adaptation of The Beggar's Opera, culminating with a week run at the Burning Man Project in Blackrock City, NV.

The MoBeg'n Tour will travel on a vintage 60 foot 1988 Prevost touring coach with travel stage.  The new MoBus will be christened the MoRevenge and hand painted in route.  A troupe videographer will capture the full performances and background activity.  Additionally, each troupe member will have a personal video camera to capture individual content.  As the troupe drives between performance sites they will work with the home support team to locate camp locations and show venues, edit and post video content, and promote the upcoming show.

The MeBeg'n Tour is produced by MoRoadtrip, Inc., a Cooperative Corporation that creates road trip events referred to as "Living Art on the Road."  The projects are developed and supported by teams of shareholder artists and produced, documented and distributed by MoRoadtrip.  All MoRoadtrip projects are dedicated to developing connection, cooperation, and community.

To register to join The MoBeg'n Tour: https://sites.google.com/site/moroadtrip/

DonJon Seeks Wikipedia Immortality

"Wikipedia will drop to their knees and suck our immortal balls," DonJon.

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - DonJonVonavich HRH King of the MOs, referred to as DonJon by his friends and foes, has issued a declaration of intent for immortality on Wikipedia.  Sources close to DonJon confirm that he has instructed his publicist, Harry Martini of Handled Messiahs Public Relations, to "make up shit" to get the next road trip project the Wikipedia stamp of approval. 

DonJon, along with Harazy "MoPhunky" de Funk, Jamie Zoe "Madam Shaman" Givens, and the Chairman of the Molocratic party, Bubbie John Daniel, produced The Last Great American Roadtrip in 2008, the first in a series of "Living-Art On the Road" projects.  Although a critical success with no commercial intent and a large portfolio of creative commons content, Wikipedia editors deemed the entry 'advertising' and rejected it. 

The irony of the rejection is that NBC stole the Great American Roadtrip brand and produced a gut wrenchingly awful reality show with ratings in the tank, but was bestowed with Wikipedia immortality.  "We will not let this happen to The MoBeg'n Tour," claims DonJon, "Wikipedia will drop to their knees and suck our immortal balls."  

Many in the Wikipedia community have expressed fear at the prospects of DonJon's declaration.  "DonJon's Merry Molochsters are a mighty force and their collective will can't be underestimated," states basement WikiEditor Sturgent Wilford, "we hope NBC will pull through with the big money again and maintain the sanctity of commercially funded knowledge."  

DonJon's MoBoho RoadShow - The MoBeg'n Tour will hit the road on Austug 19th for twenty-one days with twenty-one Artists.  The MoBeg'n Tour will travel the American West extemporaneously performing a modern adaptation of The Beggar's Opera, culminating with a week run at the Burning Man Project in Blackrock City, NV.

The MoBeg'n Tour will travel on a vintage 60 foot 1988 Prevost touring coach with travel stage.  The new MoBus will be christened the MoRevenge and hand painted in route.  A troupe videographer will capture the full performances and background activity.  Additionally, each troupe member will have a personal video camera to capture individual content.  As the troupe drives between performance sites they will work with the home support team to locate camp locations and show venues, edit and post video content, and promote the upcoming show.

The MeBeg'n Tour is produced by MoRoadtrip, Inc., a Cooperative Corporation that creates road trip events referred to as "Living Art on the Road."  The projects are developed and supported by teams of shareholder artists and produced, documented and distributed by MoRoadtrip.  All MoRoadtrip projects are dedicated to the development of a Sustainable Cooperative Economy.

To register to join The MoBeg'n Tour: https://sites.google.com/site/moroadtrip/

Garbage in Garbage Out- Wikipedia's listing for NBC's vomit inducing thievery: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_American_Road_Trip

No Ordinary Guy Kicks Off MoRoadtrip

~ Austin's High Social Season Launches with MoRoadtrip Place to be Seen ~

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - Edward "No Ordinary Guy" Swan, hosted the official kick off of the MoRoadtrip season.  DonJonVonavich HRH King of the MOs, referred to as DonJon by his friends and foes, was in attendance with the Merry Molochsters.  Weekly events are scheduled leading up the Grand Departure of The MoBeg'n Tour from an undisclosed location at 12:01am August 19th.

The event highlighted fire spinner, Gage "Balls of Fire" Recine, Local Austin DJ's Navidson and Shreddward, and No Ordinary Guy as Master of MoCeremonies.  Tabatha "Way Hot" Halfmann, in gold six inch fuck-me-pumps, judged the Naked Twister contest won by the Black Angel, who descended upon the revelers to guide them in more copulatory delights.

The near perfect evening was temporarily marred by a powerful stench of passion that rolled in from Tennessee.  Fortunately, Captan Jillicious Gammon of the Navy Air Command was stationed at the event by Homeland Security to report on un-American activity.  Using her razor sharp olfactory, she thwarted the odorous menace by calling in Navy predator drones to douse the area with Axe Extreem.

Other beautiful people at the event included, Mr. Loco, Don Floriani, official tour vidographer Mo'Dello, Austin music royalty MoReed Berry, Jenny Jones, His and Her Hotness, Eager Postrakhen, The King of the Slackers, Jorge Luis "The Contender" Gamboa, Sarah Sliz, Josua Sola, and many more.  

DonJon recently announced that his MoBoho RoadShow will hit the road with The MoBeg'n Tour for a Summer of MoBeg'n.  A Follow up on the epic Last Great American Roadtrip 2008, The MoBeg'n Tour will travel the American West extemporaneously performing a modern adaptation of The Beggar's Opera, culminating with a week run at the Burning Man Project in Blackrock City, NV.

The MoBeg'n Tour will travel on a vintage 60 foot 1988 Prevost touring coach with travel stage.  The new MoBus will be christened the MoRevenge and hand painted in route.  A troupe videographer will capture the full performances and background activity.  Additionally, each troupe member will have a personal video camera to capture individual content.  As the troupe drives between performance sites they will work with the home support team to locate camp locations and show venues, edit and post video content, and promote the upcoming show.

DonJon's MoBoho RoadShow - The MeBeg'n Tour is produced by MoRoadtrip, Inc., a Cooperative Corporation that produces “Living-Art-On-the-Road” promoting cooperation, connection, and community dedicated to Being Human.   The projects are developed and supported by teams of shareholder artists and produced, documented and distributed by MoRoadtrip.  

To register to join The MoBeg'n Tour: https://moroadtrip.us

CIA Infiltrates The Last Great American Roadtrip

~ FROM THE ARCHIVES of THE LAST GREAT AMERICAN ROADTRIP ~

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - In a bold move, the Central Intelligence Agency attempted to infiltrate The Last Great American Roadtrip.  The operation, code named 'GetMo,' was executed by a highly skilled covert operative who posed as an aging hippie looking for a driving gig.  Homeland Security has been seeking Don JonVonavich, Eccentric Publisher of Moloch the Plutocracy, for questioning but have been unable to locate him to date.  

Spokesperson for Moloch the Plutocracy, Harayz de' Funk aka "MoFunky" stated that' "DonJon advised us that Homeland Security might enlist the CIA in covert action to infiltrate or derail the The Last Great American Roadtrip, but they have very few agents trained in 'hippie' and we know who they all are.  We were blindsided by this agent, he was fluent in all aspects of bohemia and cleared our security checks."   

The Last Great American Roadtrip is being promoted by Moloch the Plutocracy and sponsored by the Molocratic Party, who is having it's convention in Black Rock City, NV during the Burning Man Project.  The Molocratic Party is expected to nominate DonJon for their candidate for the 2008 Presidential election, it is unknown if he will accept the nomination.

The Last Great American Roadtrip has stepped up security in the wake of the CIA action and is requiring that all participants have Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) chips implanted under their skin.  "This may seem a bit Orwellian, but unlike the CIA, we are doing it with the people's permission" claims Mr. de' Funk, "and no one seemed to mind the shock collars to keep them within the 1000 yard parameter of the MoBus."

It is uncertain if DonJon will make an appearance during The Last Great American Roadtrip.

To register to join The MoBeg'n Tour: https://sites.google.com/site/moroadtrip/